Calling a weird food ‘weird’ weird needs global guts. However, Lukas has listed out the top nine convenient foods and he has the guts to call them weird. They are not convenient enough nor are they worst, except ‘Guycan Corned Mutton with Juices Added’, only their manufacturers have found out the cleverest and ironically the healthiest way to ‘can’ foods. The nine so-called ‘worst foods’ are as follows:
1. Tengu Clam Jerky -This dried seafood is popular in Hawaiian and is reportedly made of sushi-grade fish, to cater to the Japanese and American palates. This shows that they are spiced and canned to give you optimum flavor minus the calories…so question yourself on the ‘weirdness’ here.
2. Kylmaenen Reindeer Pate` – Well if it answers the question ‘why Rudolph was so eager for that safe, steady job on Santa’s sleigh team?’, then it does not deserve to be among the worst convenient foods. The smokiness of reindeer liver is compared to that of a calf. Sources add the standard recipe of reindeer pate, made from condiments, caviar and cognac, to the red meat reportedly lowest in fat. Therefore, we can in no way throw this amazing food in trash, at least not for the sake of the low fat it has.
3. Blind Robins Smoked Ocean Herring – Smoked herring is the least in calories and richest in Omega3 fatty acids. Moreover, they are smeared in a special marinade for the heavenly taste. To put it away as salted stuff is like not knowing to have it with proper accompaniments like a potato salad or with a glass of white wine. You cannot change the appearance of seafood, nor the preserving liquids, but there are ‘n’ numbers of ways of presenting a pre-packaged smoked fillet.
4. Musk Life Savers – Musk Life Savers by Nestle is just like any other candy and when it is from a Vegemite eating country, it is obvious for the famous musk scent to dominate the mint candy.
5. Sweet Sue Canned Whole Chicken – As far as serving, this ‘Cornish hen’ is concerned, a certain article reminds the Company to take care of their labeling system. The labeling system did miss the tasty broth, the purpose of the Cornish hen for the chicken salad and of course the recipe of stewing it up to serve 15. I would only say that culinary giants can take care of the poor marketing of the Company only to make the best out of the tasty ‘congealed goop’
6. Armour Pork Brains in Milk Gravy – Yes the canned stuff is definitely calorific, but reports claim that Armor’s pork brains contain partially defatted cooked fatty tissues.
7. Guycan Corned Mutton with Juices Added – Well, Lukas turned it right this time.
8. Meeter’s Kraut Juice – With the proven benefits of sauerkraut it is no big deal to juice it up and then can it.
9. Post Oreo O’s – What do you expect a chocolate covered cereal to like? Spare Oreo! it is after all a Cereal with a capital C.
