On the second to the last episode of VH1’s hit reality tv show “Celebrity Fit Club” washed-up 70’s sitcom star Erin Moran revealed that the only reason she did show was for the money.
Duh! That was so obvious! Look at you, you’re only like 124 pounds! It’s incredibly obvious that you didn’t need to lose any weight! Duh! Erin, we already know that you only did the show for the money because we haven’t heard from you in 24 years which means you haven’t worked in 24 years! Duh!
The only thing that I have to say about your “moment of truth” is girlfriend couldn’t you be a little more discreet!
Erin, I don’t want to hear that your broke!
I don’t want to think of my favorite washed-up sitcom star from the 70’s of being in financial need!
Erin, I don’t want the harsh reality of life on a crappy reality tv show!
That’s just plain surreal!
Erin, when a popular tv show like “Happy Days” ends, I want to think of my washed-up tv stars walking off into the sunset financially set and if they choose to walk back into the limelight 24 years later, I want to hear that they are still doing good, i.e. that they’re financially set.
Get the picture, honey.
I mean washed-up stars don’t have to be filthy stinkin’ rich but please don’t tell us how you had to wait in line for some nasty-ass artery-clogging cheese that the government hands out.
I don’t want to hear that!
Like Jack Nicholson said in the movie, “A Few Good Men”……………………………….
“You can’t handle the truth!”
And I sure as hell can’t when it comes to my favorite washed-up sitcom stars from the 70’s.
So Erin, i’m going to give you a little advice and hope you take it.
Next time keep your financial situation, PRIVATE!
Create an illusion for your fans and the viewers and pretend that you are doing financially okay.
Hell, lie if you have to, but don’t tell the public the truth!
That’s just plain sick!
Oh girlfriend, I feel so sorry and embarrassed for your broke ass!
But girl, cheer up!
Since you let the whole world in on your secret, be comforted!
There will be plenty of new offers for you to appear on more crappy reality tv shows because this is America baby, and if one thing that Americans know how to do is exploit the hell out of a washed-up sitcom star from the 70’s in desperate need of money for huge ratings!
Americans and the Nielsens totally rule!