STEP 1: Sign up to be on a reality tv show. Preferably on VH-1 reality tv show, i.e. Celebrity Fit Club, even though you really don’t need to lose any weight.
P.S. Erin Moran is about 124 pounds! Big woo, honey! You’re still a skinny heifer! You must need the money bad! The rent must be due!
At this time, I would like to send a shout out to washed up 70’s sitcom star, Erin Moran of Happy Days! Girl, where in the hell have you been for the last 24 years! I guess things haven’t been…………………
Sunday, Monday, Happy Days.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days.
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days.
The weekend comes,
My cycle hums,
Ready to race to you.
These days are all,
Happy and Free. (Those Happy Days)
These days are all,
Share them with me. (oh baby)
Goodbye grey sky, hello blue.
There’s nothing can hold me when I hold you.
Feels so right, it can’t be wrong.
Rockin’ and rollin’ all week long.
Sunday, Monday, Happy Days.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days.
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days.
Saturday, What a day,
Groovin’ all week with you.
These days are all,
Share them with me. (Those Happy Days)
These days are all,
Happy and Free. (oh baby)
These Happy Days are your’s and mine.
These Happy Days are your’s and mine, Happy Days.
STEP 2: Act all sweet, nice and decent for a couple of episodes.
STEP 3: Then completely go nympho/psycho while faking an orgasm on a bus in front of seven other C-list washed-up stars.
STEP 4: And watch the crappy reality tv show offers pour in!
P.S. What the hell happened to Joanie Cunningham? She used to be so sweet and innocent. I think that it’s time for Richie Cunningham, Chachi Arcola and The Fonz to stage an intervention!
