I remember promising to tell you of the other 2
bazungu I bonked senseless. Well, Kampala city is kind, hot as it may be, when it comes to women, we have them in all tribes and races. After a friend of mine told me there were some bazungu selling their yoyos around town, I got so excited and promised myself to shaft a good number of them.
After going round sketching for a white kyana, I landed on a one Sandy Edwards. She wasn’t bad because she surely rocked me!
Wanting to survey more, I turned the guns to her friends Claire Anders and Meg Cotton. I told Naiga, (the babe who was responsible for hooking me these girls) she would get her payment on delivery. So Naiga did all she could and within a flash, they were promising to be mine both of them- at the same time! It excited me.
They gave me conditions that I had to pay them in dollars and I had no problem with that. That evening, I met them at the Ethiopian restaurant in Kabalagala, had one for the road before we headed for Hotel Kenrock in Muyenga and this reminded me of the good times I had at Restcorner hotel those days.
Anyway, I booked a room and told them we were to have our drinks from there. We talked so much about ourselves and they told me they were here in preparation for CHOGM. Meg Cotton was so much full of life, and the way she was so easy with me, you would think she had known me forever!
After we had had enough to eat and drink, we headed for the bathroom and showered together. These babes’ boobs weren’t appealing at all and actually, I noticed that the babes I bedded here were far better than these women.
In short, I had paid my dollars just to look at these lousy babes. But just like they say, never judge a book by its cover, I hoped for something better ‘deep inside’ them. After the shower, Meg called the room service line and ordered for a bottle of whiskey.
Mr. Hyena, you paid us your money to satisfy you, please don’t be hesitant to tell us what exactly you want us to do to you,” Meg assured me. For once, I got scared of a woman because they were too bold. I thought they were like these Ugandan babes of ours who shy away in bed! I was in for a surprise!
I knew these women had come to Uganda to make money but they money one pays is worth it. They are sexually experienced. Claire strip danced as she came towards me. They way she was doing it made me miss a heart beat! “Hahaha…you’ve made it,” Meg told Claire as they both burst out laughing. They were laughing at my facial expression because I looked every inch scared.
“Please don’t laugh at me, our Ugandan girls here don’t do that,” I told them. “Don’t worry; we guess that’s why you paid us your dollars. We are ready to show you fire,” Claire said. It was time for me to stop being a kid and show these women what a Ugandan guy can do sex-wise.
I turned to Claire and did what I usually do to our horny babes here and she screamed in French as Meg practically died of laughter! “Hurry up guys, I just can’t wait for my turn,” Meg told us.
Meanwhile, I was getting tired and every part on my body was now hurting and yet there was somebody else on katebe burning for that very whopper that was at work.
Thank God Claire also got tired and suggested we go for first half. Immediately, Meg jumped for me but Claire defended me saying we were not through with our business and therefore she still had to wait for her turn. This time we went to the shower just the two of us as Meg downed her bottle of whiskey. In the bathroom, Claire got hornier and we started our second half there. I must admit it was a hot one. Meg interrupted when she complained that we were keeping her waiting for long.
I worked hard for my ‘O’ till I made it. When we were done, Claire ordered for chicken wings as Meg drew in on me. Meg was this sex goddess and was far better than Claire. I could tell by just the way she touched me. Her nails meanwhile were very long, I feared I was going to be scratched to death and yet she was the kind that loved rough sex! I had paid my money willingly but I was now cursing! I wanted to just get out of there and run and yet I didn’t want to leave these babes yearning.
I had to do all I could and use all my strength in order to prove that I was the Ugandan sex king they’ve always heard of. Meg was the kind that loved food and beer so when Claire’s chicken wings came in, she jumped off me and started eating. I used this chance to run to the bathroom. I locked the door behind me and stayed there for over an hour! Like luck would have it, Meg blacked out because of over drinking and Claire fell asleep. I stealthily sneaked out of the room and ran for dear life. What I had got was worth the money I had paid for.
I’m happy to report that I’m also ready for CHOGM since I’ve tasted the CHOGM babes already. But one thing I’ve promised myself is to hook one at a go and I put aside my greed for babes. I pray I don’t land on one of those very babes! Till then, I remain yours truly, the Mighty Hyena.