This is horrible!! The latest breathtaking sleaze is that former Blu3 star singer Cinderella Sanyu collapsed yesterday after I exclusively ran a sensational pictorial of her startling and awesome nude pictures.
I have reliably been informed that Cindy’s pal gave her a buzz in the early morning of yesterday that one of the department had run a hot story about her.
Interestingly, Cindy sent one of her colleagues to buy her a copy and bring it to her posh residence in Muyenga, Kampala.
The emissary was shell shocked to find that Cindy’s nude pictures had been exposed.
Cindy was called and informed about the disaster that had befallen her.
The saucy musician became nervous, breathed heavily and temperatures soared to a world record breaking level.
When the mighty newspaper copy was availed to her, she immediately collapsed and was rushed to a top city witchdoctor.
By press time, the witchdoctor was reportedly working around the clock to rectify her state of health.
The sizzling pictures sent shocking waves to city dwellers and there was a stampede in various newspaper outlets as mad multitudes dashed for the nude snaps like the famous Muslim ritual of stoning the devil in Medina.
Cindy’s pictures, some of which are said to have been gotten from the worldwide web a.k.a. the Internet on Wednesday afternoon amused many especially one where she was pulling her tinny yoyo.
An immediate deployment of our snoops around the city Wednesday revealed that a single photo of Cindy was selling for a hefty Shs200, 000 or the equivalent of a primary school teacher’s monthly salary.
Snoops also reported that some busy offices and business premises in the city were diverted from their normal routine as word of Cindy’s pictures spread and almost everyone went crazy and wild searching for the newspaper copy.