Don’t jump off your terrace! Texas is not yet announced a separate state but there is a high possibility of this happening very soon. Be patient, these are not my words. Its Chuck Norris who thinks that America is going to the crows. Not only this, Chuck has also revealed his willingness to run for the post of President of the separate state. Wow! This is called optimism.
Reportedly, the martial arts expert is pissed off with the state of the union for turning a deaf ear over the problems faced by Texas. He confessed his clean thoughts in a column posted at WorldNetDaily,
I may run for president of Texas. That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.
However, don’t be in a hurry to dismiss his thoughts as rubbish. He is damned confident… and well-prepared. Check his warning below,
Thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation and if states decide to secede from the union, that Texas would lead the way. Anyone who has been around Texas for any length of time knows exactly what we’d do if the going got rough in America. Let there be no doubt about that.
So, what do you think? How many roundhouse kicks will it require to free Texas from the clutches of America? Come on Chuck, chuck the stupid thought immediately. You better practice your skills on a punching bag.
Source: Celebslam
