Lindsay Lohan has tied the nuptials with her boyfriend girlfriend Samantha Ronson. As per reports, the couple exchanged vows in a secret ceremony today at Sam’s residence. The decision to choose Sam’s residence as the marriage venue was probably taken to stay away from the media. Though the news is not at all surprising, it certainly gave me a big and strong jolt. Whew! It’ll take me a while to come back to my senses.
To add to the surprise, it was Calum Best who shouldered the responsibility of the best man, and the guests (a couple of LiLo’s and Sam’s friends and relatives) were received in good spirits by Michael Lohan. Yes, Michael Lohan, LiLo’s dad! I can imagine Calum keeping the differences aside and assisting LiLo at this auspicious occasion, but Michael Lohan giving his blessings to this couple is a bit too much to digest. According to an insider, LiLo was glowing in a pearl white wedding gown while Sam, as usual, played the sober partner and settled for a neat gray suit. I can’t wait to get my hands on the wedding photos.
Okay, it’s enough now. I know it was a bad one, but don’t tell me you didn’t fall for it? It’s the first day of April and you’ve just made an ass of yourself if you believed even half of what I said. Do you think LiLo is a fool to marry Sam? She’s just waiting for the right opportunity to kick him her in the butt and end the story.
P.S. My sincerest apologies to all those morons who were happy to hear this news. Wake up you fools, it’ll never happen!
