Britney is the new rehab doll

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It couldn’t have got worse for Britney Spears. Her most dreadful moment has finally arrived – the very first Britney Rehab Doll.

The bald head Britney doll wearing a straight jacket, is currently being bid on eBay. The manufacturers have been kind enough to slim her fat figure to Barbie size proportions. The hands of the doll have been purposely tied together as the manufacturers are saying that the shutterbugs can breathe a sigh of relief, as Spears’ arms are firmly tied down to prevent her from doing any violent umbrella attacks.

The doll doesn’t have the crazy face or bearing of teeth that Spears recently flashed at the paparazzi. On the contrary, it bears a more serene and sweet smile.

The pop tart who recently attempted suicide is currently locked away at Promises rehab centre in Malibu. She was also visited by her estranged husband Kevin Federline and her two sons this weekend.

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