Now I though little miss Britney Spears had done it all in her life & then I wake up to see this hit the rumor mill. If anyone has known Britney as an observer or a fan (& I wonder how many are still left), then you will not surprised by this at all. Ok, maybe I just over-simplified that a little bit. I mean, give me a break, you do not know who knocked you up & have given the world & yourself five potential options!! What were you doing all the while? Ok, on second thought maybe I don’t want to hear the answer for that. But the hot Rumor is that Britney is pregnant & the father of the child could be Mario Lopez, ex-BF Issac Cohen, dancer Blake McGrath, ex-J.R Rotem, and now ex-husband Kevin Federline. Now, knowing Britney, probably she has no clue either.
Now let me reinstate the fact that this is just a rumor. (But then when did we get actually anything from Britney that can be classified as ‘news’) It is reported that Britney did spend some time with K-Fed on her birthday & later claimed that he ‘might’ be the dad, but it is told he was not buying her story!
Now I have a theory for all this. Britney is not bad or crazy, she just loves her music. She loves he music to such an extent, that she arranges her tracks in her mind in an orderly fashion, plays her own tunes in her head & behaves accordingly. She starts off first trying to meet absolutely ‘Everybody‘ who is a potential or current star. Then she tries to ‘Break the ice‘, being the perfect lady she is. Then she feels that every other guy is a ‘Perfect lover‘ & of course being the sensitive soul she is she moves ahead thinking ‘And then we kiss‘. From here on it is a simple natural progression. Britney plays more of her songs in her calm tranquil head instead of stopping there.
Next is the ‘Get naked‘ tune followed by the very famous ‘Ooh ooh baby‘. Then Britney feels that that tender wonderful moment is ‘Heaven on earth‘. Then she dozes off & wakes up ‘Early morning’ realizing ‘Oops… I did it again‘. From then on everything is downhill. Then starts the ‘Freak show‘ that surrounds her; with cameras & microphones.
Then Britney feels all is ok & just consoles herself saying ‘Someday I’ll understand‘ but later goes on to realize that she is knocked up. Now she goes around asking all the possible candidates, for whom it might have been, shouting at them, ‘Don’t let me be the last to know!’
Then a couple of months pass with no tunes in her head & ‘bang!’ another tune hits her mind. She thinks, ‘Baby one more time‘ & so the cycle begins again. We should call it the ‘Britney life cycle’. Now I just would like to ask the wonderful Britney if she ever remembers her tune ‘Overprotected‘. That would surely help, would it not?
Anyway I leave the stage with power in your hands. Britney Spears seems to have taken reality TV to heart & has given us, her wonderful fans a chance to pick the dad for her child. Yes, this is like survivor, you can vote for your favorite contestant. The winner of most votes will be declared the winner by me & will be crowned ‘The Dad’. Here are the contestants;
1. Mario Lopez
2. Issac Cohen
3. Blake McGrath
4. J.R Rotem
5. Kevin Federline
Dear readers, send in your votes along with comments in the comment section (obviously). I would personally like to thank Britney for giving me this opportunity to have so much fun. Keep doing the good work pop star & do vote too, I’m sure your guess is as good as ours.
