I apologize for the funny header but that was the best I could imagine in such a tricky situation. Don’t worry, I’ll explain it to you in a few simple words. We all know that Jennifer Aniston’s biological clock is ticking like a time bomb. We also know pretty well that Jen is single at the moment and she is in no mood to get into a fresh tangle (read: commitment). So the only option left is artificial insemination. And…Jennifer Aniston has found a friendly sperm donor! That’s it!
Now pay attention to the tricky funny shocking part. The Enquirer has quoted a couple of set insiders from her film, The Baster, to uncover the news.
According to the first insider,
Jen???s been telling everyone on the set this film (The Baster) should be promoted as the story of her life. But the real shocker is that she says her top candidate for artificial insemination is David Schwimmer! And in yet another twist on life – maybe – imitating art, Schwimmer???s character fathered Jen???s baby on Friends!
According to the second insider,
The funny thing is that Jen said when she and David were still starring on Friends, they made a pact that if they were both single at 40, they???d elope and start a family together!
So, do we have a baby marriage in the making?! I’m sitting with my fingers crossed. Don’t disappoint me, Jen.
Source: SOW
