Hey, it worked for American Idol castoffs, Chikezie and Michael Johns!
And quite frankly, if it can work for those losers with vocal talent it sure as hell can work for a Republican with no vocal talent.
At this time, I would like to send a shout out to “Republican with no vocal talent” John McCain. Sorry, dog! You just would never make the cut on American Idol.
Anyhoo, back to the show!
Alot of you out there are probably asking yourselves, “Just what in the hell is this bitch talking about?”
First of all, calm down!
I’ll tell you!
And second of all, don’t call me a bitch!
That’s rude! We don’t even know each other yet.
And until that glorious time comes, that’s Miss Bitch to you!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Just kiddin’ yall!
What John McCain needs to do to amp up his campaign is to go the auto insurance company, Geico, and ask them to hook his ass up with a national commercial, asap, so he can get his message out to the masses.
Because let’s face it, more people watch Geico commercials than the presidential debates.
At this time, I would like to send another shout out to the Geico Gekko! You and your British accent totally rock, dude! I really love ya’!
F.Y.I. John McCain, last week on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” that nasty-ass skank guitarist from 70’s rock band, KISS, Gene Simmons did a kick-ass Geico parody for the latest American Idol castoff, Michael Johns.
Simmons, who likes to rock n’ roll all night and party every day, performed the Geico parody in a pair of funky-ass silver platform thigh high boots and twisted and twirled his impressive 100 inch tongue to a wicked guitar lick all for loser with vocal talent, Michael Johns.
Now ain’t that sweet and a little perverted?
Yes, it is.
God Bless America and rock n’ roll!
So, John McCain if you are listening, don’t “f” this amazing opportunity up!
Pick up the damn phone and call Geico and ask them to hook you up with a real commercial or a parody of a Geico commercial on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”, immediately!
Times running out! November is almost here!
Because John, let’s face it, every 70-plus politician running for president of the United States needs a “not a paid celebrity/aging rock star” who has slept with over 4,600 women telling their story to millions of hard-working conservative Americans with morals and monetary resources.
Let the Republican party begin!
P.S. Hey John, don’t forget to bring along a couple of condoms, Lysol disinfectant spray and hand sanitizer to the party! Just to be safe!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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