Kim Kardashian is trying to save her ass!

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I think I’ve decoded a message that Kim recently posted on her blog. Though the entry is camouflaged by her love for one-shoulder dresses, it’s quite an easy task for anyone with an eye for detail to grasp the underlying message. Well, Kim wants you to stop staring at her ass!

Take a look at the original blog entry below and spot the encrypted message,

I just love this Phillip Lim one-shoulder blue dress! I guess the asymmetrical one-shoulder look really is back for Spring 2009! Michelle Obama wore a one-shoulder dress at the Inauguration, then Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet wore gorgeous one-shoulder dresses to the Golden Globes awards. The look was all over the red carpet at the Oscars, too! I hope the trend stays for a while. I think it’s a really flattering look for curvy girls like me because it draws the attention away from your lower body and up to your neck and shoulders area. It’s also a good solution for those who can’t decide between tube dresses and dresses with straps! haha

I’ve been loving the one shoulder look for a while. Check out the gallery of me and other celebs wearing one shoulder dresses.

Hey Kim, let me tell you one thing. If you think you can save your ass by wearing one-shoulder dresses, then you must be out of your mind because 90 percent of the adult male population recognize you by your ‘famous behind’… and not your face! Haha!!

Take it as a compliment. Peace.
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