Ryan Seacrest bitten by shark

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Mrs. Shark always had a taste for tasteless shows, for example, American Idol and other such reality shows. She also loved the man behind all this tastelessness, Ryan Seacrest. She loved him so much that when he went to the beach for a swim, she swam for miles and like a teenaged girl tried to give him a peck on his skinny legs. Alas, she got a little too excited and her tooth got stuck in his leg while he yelped in pain. Later Ryan complained about this over enthusiastic aquatic fan and mixed up genders as well. Said he ???I saw it swim! He took a bite, and he left???. Mrs. Shark must be so offended by now that she must have regretted giving him that famous peck, err, the bite on the leg. Ryan Seacrest reportedly is too upset and angry about the shark bite and is cursing the 1000 odd people on the beach for not receiving that special bite.

Via: HollywoodGossip

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