Sheen lusts for Mila Kunis

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With what seem like aspirations to create his own version of a playboy mansion, 45-year-old Charlie Sheen publicly announced that he would like to get 27-year-old Mila Kunis to be his next inmate. He announced that the residing inmates, Natalie Kenly and Bree Olson, have readily consented to have Kunis in the harem. He also declared that he does not care about what kind of person Kunis is, that is, if she is a thief he is ready to woo her with goodies to steal as long as she lets him have the rights to her body.

Toronto Sun reports,

In his Wednesday night performance of one-man show Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option in Ohio, Sheen revealed he’d like to bed Macauley Culkin’s ex, who is now reportedly dating Justin Timberlake, and make her one of his goddesses. He told fans, “Mila Kunis. I mean, debate me, right? And here’s the good news – my goddesses have already f—ing approved her … She’s pre-approved. I have tremendous faith in the young Mila Kunis. I’m going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes, and I’m going to buy them all. And then she can come steal them! Super f—ing hot thief! Mila, please, we have a warehouse full of your favourite s— for you to come steal.”

Sheen???s bad boy image is steadily losing its sheen. Girls, fights, drugs, booze binging; you name it and he has done it. All his actions now seem to be just directed at getting attention. Life is to each his own, but come on Charlie, you can do better. Don???t you ever want to expand your horizons? Why not take some acting lessons from daddy, Martin Sheen. Maybe you could just focus on fatherhood for some time. Have you already forgotten your recent publicly announced plans to get closer to your four kids?

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