Jersey Shore‘s Snooki was arrested by cops in Seaside Heights, N.J. today. As per reports, she was filming an episode of Jersey Shore in Seaside Heights when the cops picked her up for disorderly conduct.
Law enforcement sources tell us the Seaside Heights PD busted Snooki moments ago for disorderly conduct. The details of that conduct are unclear. We’re told Snooki — real name Nicole Polizzi — is currently in police custody. Earlier in the day, Snooki was partying on the beach with a beer bong … only she was filling it up with Coca-Cola. We’re told she was also seen at a local bar taking “body shots.”
WTF! All this time I was under impression that Snooki’s enormous belly was the result of her closeness to junk and fatty food. I never knew she herself is no good than a fat piece of junk. Anyway, I’m happy that the Seaside Heights police department showed Snooki her true worth. Suits her well!