The reason why LiLo ditched Sam

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I know this is going to hurt like a venom-tipped spear from hell, but Sam’s failed relationship with LiLo (or about to fail, hopefully) can be attributed to LiLo’s desire to get pregnant. As per the latest blogosphere news, LiLo is pregnant!

Showbiz Spy is reporting that LiLo has been behaving like a normal girl (read: running away from lesbianism) ever since she split from Samantha Ronson. According to a source,

I swear she???s carrying. She???s going through big emotional turmoil. She???s not sure if she???ll have it or go through with an abortion that she booked to have in the next few days. Saddest part is she has no idea who the father is. She must have slept with more than two dozen men in the past couple of months.


Well, I don’t blame LiLo for this. This generally happens when straight girls make a wrong decision but realize half-way through their same-sex relationship that they are simply not made for this weird stuff. I don’t mean to offend any particular section of the society but this IS the truth!

The only other (vague) thought coming to my mind is that LiLo and Sam staged this whole “split and splice” drama so that LiLo could get a chance to bed a couple of guys to impregnate herself and the couple could save the hassles of adopting a child. In this case, I’m ready to forgive Samantha only on one condition – LiLo delivers the child and Samantha accepts her with the child.

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