See, this is exactly where being a celebrity really starts to pay off. We all know what a woman???s body goes through during pregnancy and I really don’t know a lot of pregnant women who wouldn???t even dare undress with the lights on for fears of having to watch what their thighs have morphed into.
So why am I not joining the bandwagon of astonished fans going ga-ga over Tori Spelling ‘daring’ to pose in a bikini and showing off her eight-months??? bump? Simply because I know she has a lot of powerful friends at the various magazines who would have promised her a neat air-brush job if she posed for their lovely publication!
Of course Spelling didn???t even blink once while lip-syncing the mandatory celeb mom-to-be speech saying, ‘So far I???ve gained 25 pounds and am loving my body!’ really Tori, can I SEE exactly where you 25 pounds are? Or do I have to bribe an editor or two to see the incriminating shots? Ugh, I hate these politically correct celebrities to death!
And not like it gets better for other non-celeb expecting moms suffering from low-self esteem watching Tori retain her figure while their bodies seem to grow into other dimensions altogether. Tori rubs in her air-brushed pose even further by adding how she loved her ‘growing belly and the curves I???m taking on.’
Yeah, right! I???d love to see you loving your curves once the baby pops out missy.
P.S. has anybody noticed how these celebrities never pose for a video when they are pregnant or am I the only conspiracy theorist here?
Source: US Magazine
