Oops! Larry Craig is a gay!! No no, I’m not saying this but David Phillips, a man Wonkette describes as ‘a local IT geek and bear-about-town’ has come forward claiming he had sex with Idaho Senator Larry Craig.
Wonkette reports that David met Larry 20 years ago at a bar called La Cage aux Follies on Capitol Hill.
David said,
‘When we got to what reminded me of a rarely used guest room, he stripped me down, and the man’s hands and mouth were all over me. He kept his pants on, though, while laying me back on the bed to suck my cock.
Then, he stripped naked and asked me to suck him. I complied for a while, then he disappeared and returned with lube and a condom to fuck me me with. It was a clumsy and unremarkable fuck, except that I wasn’t clean and he was frantic about not getting my shit on anything.
Still, he blew his load, ripped the dirty condom off and ordered me to get dressed without wiping myself. He hurried me to the back door, again ranting, ‘You were never here. You don’t know me. Right?
Larry then pushed David out of the door and handed him $20 and said, ‘Remember, I can buy and sell your ass ten thousand times over. You were never here. Don’t try to come back here. You don’t know me.’
David added,
‘When I next heard that voice two months ago my mind went right back to that encounter, leaving me feeling cold and used all over again. I wish I hadn’t been a screwed-up kid at the time and had had the presence of mind to tell him to keep the money he shoved at me like I was part of the trade common to The Follies.’
Huh! It’s so dirty. This story is one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever read. Shitting on somebody!! Aww!
Source: Wonkette
