The drug and alcohol-addicted wild girl Lindsay Lohan is finally going to the slammer but only for one day. Well, that’s not fair, Paris Hilton got 23 days for driving on a suspended license, and the repeated lawbreaker Lilo is only getting one measly day in jail and that too for two offenses in only a few months. Lohan should get more than A DAY.
Besides one-day jail, Lilo also has 10 days of community service, 36 months probation, an 18-month alcohol education program, hundreds of dollars in fines and she has to complete a 3-day county coroner program that includes visiting a morgue and talking to victims of drunk drivers.
I have an ounce of empathy for these wild party girls like LiLo, Paris and her pal Nicole Ritchie. They all deserve to be on lockdown for their sloppy and fatal felonies.